Sunday, September 24, 2006

Yer legs can't cope, now your in trouble.

Ah swung by The Wallopers practice room the other night, just tae see if they were still kickin arse. Yup and they were lettin me hear a couple of they're new songs. Cannae wait til they're next gig.
Thursday night Walloper sesh at Livi.
Aye man of course it'll work.
Stevie reachin for the sky. Get in.
Perry hand props.

Benson killed it wi this beauty.
Push Mongo. Ye ken what ah'm talkin aboot.
Time tae........
................Get ourselves tae fuck.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Shred the gnar.

Its gettin too close tae Dungdee season.
Cannae complain really, we've had a belter of a summer.
Ah went tae see The Wallopers the other night,
Its official that they're the best fuckin band in edinburgh right now.
Hittin em hard.
"Now yer face is broke and yer pride is shattered...... thats what ye get for bein a mongo pushin bastard"
Penny gon daft wi digital tae.
There was too much of this for ma likin likes.
Ah'm standin where the pit shoulda been happenin. So theres somethin fuckin wrong. Thats right, an accoustic set longer than two songs......... Away an get yer rampface on ya radge!!!!!
L.D's class man. givin away free c.ds n shit....10 points for the bandana get up.
Comedy lighter set up. 10 points.
Simons comedy tache tat. 10 points.
Comedy punks. 10 points for fag action.
Ah have never seen Allie this happy. Go see The Wallopers and get a smile on ya cunts. 100 points. We all win.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

3 TUNS YA BAS! KABADDY KABADDY KABADDY OOOH OOOH OOOOOOOH

THE WALLOPERS PLAYED THE 3 TUNS THE OTHER NIGHT. IT WAS BRAW FUN. NAE PICS O' US PLAYIN, CAUSE I HAD MA CAMERA IN MA POCKET!
I LOVE THESE KIND OF PICS....COLS TAKIN A PIC OF ME TAKIN THIS PIC.......GREAT!
GREAT!
STEVIE JUST TOLD YOUNGO A KILLER JOKE.
THIS GUY WAS STAFF
THIS BURD KEPT TRYING TO STEAL THE BIG YINS HAT!!!!!!!! NAEBODY TRIES TO STEAL THE BIG YINS HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NAEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STRATEGIC BEER DRINKIN MANUEAVOUR

I THINK THIS CHICK WAS NIPPING STEWS HEAD.............. SO HE GAVE HER A DESERVED NINJA POKE STRAIGHT TO THE E'E BAWS!

LENTIL SOUP ARM PITS
BENNY AND THE LOOTERS.....OR BOB THE BUILDER AND THE WORK SHY BASTARDS. DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ASK
SERIOUS BASS FACE!!!!!!!!!!


SLAP HEED N HIS MATES WERE WANKS




SPROCKRT REPPIN THE WALLOPERS. 'GIT YER RAMP FACE OOT'.............................PROBABLY BEST NOT PUTTING IT AWAY..........EVER!
FAG ASH IN THE PINT. COMEDY PRANK OF KINGS!

DOUBLE FISTIN' BETTER THAN THE KIND YE GET IN AMSTERDAMWALLOP
YOUNGO KNOWS RAMP FACE

HOW UNFOTUNATE!

WALLOP WAGS AND GROUPIES N SHIT. BASIC BETTY'S!

BASS IN YER FACE EDINBURGH!

Dinnae worry aboot it. Ollies on the job.

Breakfast. The most important meal of the day.
Right then, lets get busy.
Ma wee boy's sick of waitin on me tae finish the hoose so he's takin over.
"get the kettle on"
" There we go then that'll be £150"
Job well done.
Cheers.