Sunday, April 01, 2007

April Fools Day!

It was supposed tae be a dawn patrol through in Airdie this mornin but when ah was goin tae pick up Col ah got a call from Penny sayin Stevie was aw broken doon in his new motor miles away doon the A1. Time tae break oot the B.B.R.
He was fuckin delighted tae see us. Cheers.

Stevie gettin busy tellin us aw aboot his nightmare breakdown.


Waterin the plants.



When we got tae where Stevie was he had already walked 13 miles. And that was in 3 hours, its gotta be some kinda record likes.




He was sweaty and stinkin after havin slept in the back of the hilux and walkin like a radge most of the mornin. Clean shirt well deserved.






First glimpse of the foggy hilux breakdown. Wait a minute.... ah hear a song there.














Doesnae mean shit if it doesnae go ay.







Jump start achieved brussel sprout......









Stevie thinkin......










Colin lookin......











Ma wee bro went for a daunder roondaboot and found these bad boys...












Its like fuckin Deliverance doon there by the way!!













Its aw aboot tae happen. Tow rope management.














Get some.















These badges atre held on wi velcro. Bangin son!!!!
















Stoked tae be behind the wheel again.




































Ma rig saved the day.



















Legendary skate SPOTT.




















What a belter.





















Tuesday, March 27, 2007

KINGS OF THE SLOPES

WENT UP TO AVIEMORE TO PULL BUNNYHOPES AND 360'S. GOT THE BUNNYHOPS, SAVIN THE 360'S FOR NEXT TIME.

SPROKET MEASURING THE GAPE.


THE DAWG SCORED AW THE LATEST GEAR.
I WASN'T GOIN SNOWBOARDIN UNLESS MA STICK HAD TRUCKS N WHEELS.................BONUS!
MUTHA FREAKIN MARCH IN THE CAIRNGORMS!!!!!!!!!!KEN WHIT AHM SAYIN!!!!

CHECK OOT LOCH MORLICH. LOOKS PURE TINY!

WE STOPPED SHREDDIN THE SLOPES A NEW ERSEHOLE, AND HAD A TASTY PINT............STEVIE HAD 2........HE RUUUUUUULES!


LORD STEVEN OF DALRYMPLE

SIR SPROCK OF THE ANTARCTIC

WE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUED DEM SLOPES

APRES SKI TIPPLES BY THE SLOPES, WHAT WHAT

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Snowshrad From Morzine

Cheers to Youngo for finnishing off the holiday vid.

Monday, March 19, 2007

WEEK OF WALLOPIN



BIG YIN'S NEW HEATHEN ADVERT. WEIRD LOOKIN ALIEN TITTIE THING.


WENT TO SEE TAKING CHASE, AND THEY KILLED IT!


THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THE DUG CAN BURP. HE SAID HE WAS FEELIN A WEE BIT GASSY FROM THE LAGER!



A FINE SPECIMEN




SWEATY ALI THE HEED


HEED SOUP



THIS BAND OF SWEATY TRUMPET PLAYIN BASTARDS ACCUSED THE BIG YIN OF DANCIN TOO WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!THE BIG YI ONLY DANCES WILD, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. THE RADGE SHOULD BE LUCKY SOME COONT WAS DANCIN ATAW!!!I'D LET YE KNOW THEIR NAME SO YOU'D KNOW NOT TO LISTEN TO THEM, BUT I CAN'T MIND IT!!I DO KNOW THEY WERE SHITE.


THEN THE WALLOPERS PLAYED AT THE LEFTBANK WI THE LORDS O BASTARD. THIS WAS EVIDENCE OF A RATHER WANK PIZZA....COL USED TO WORK FOR THESE BAMS, AND HE SAID THERE PIZZAS WERE WANK THEN TOO..PURE WANK


3 SHITS IN A DARK BACK PASSAGE


SPROK DAWG DRESSES LIKE JOHNNY ROTTEN, BUT SMOKES LIKE BOAB MARLEY..

SCROTCH DAWG



THE VALLIES



SOME WALLOPERS



THE ONLY PIC O THE WALLOPERS I GOT



THE LORDS OF BASTARDOS



IT'S HARD TO GET AWAY FROM THE DUG THESE DAYS.........IT'S GREAT!


THE NIGHT ENDED ON A NICE NOTE, WITH STEVIE N STEW ENJOYIN A GID HARDCORE WINCH!