Saturday, May 27, 2006

Helloween 2004



Most of yous have probably seen this but its time to get it right up ye again.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Ruined

I just went to see The Da Vinci Code and figured i'd put this post up.
she likes Nobbys
Its the ruins at the end of the film.
Down from Rosslyn Chapel.
We were gonna go in but,


But decided to spend the 7 notes in the boozer instead.




Scot found this rad engraving on his pint.
Hameski.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Do ye remember when Heavy metal was just "heavy metal"

Jumped on a plane tae Nottingham for the weekend wi Col Adam " Hey are you Colin or Adam?" was a question he was asked at a skatepark by a wee twat. Aw aye and the skatepark didnae play any Heavy Metal. They played nowt insteed.
Its funny when you've got a digital camera with you on a plane you feel obliged to take foties like this. Listenin tae heavy metal.
Ah reckon most of this was Heavy Metal.
Heavy metal Mike's got a heavy metal skull. Sick!
Leave yer tranny legs at hame when ye go tae Stokeplaza. The sesh we had here was fuckin top. A lot of pushin involved, but fun none the less. Aw aye a snapped a board here...it was the only one ah had. Ma mate Col let me get the shit done though, Cheers boyo.
If you've brought yer tranny legs anyway ye can hit up that bowl there . Ye see it?
Here it is. Its a beauty.
Col tore it a new arsehole.
Heavy Metal.
Time for a pint, and what a boozer this was.
Ah think it was £1.35 a pint and ye can still fuckin smoke tae. Ah was in heaven.
The crew. Ta.
It was lookin like armageddon on the way to the airport.
A big mad cloud gang.

Monday, May 22, 2006

PIRATE PLASTERS


GOY UP EARLY SUNDAY TO DO A PIECE WITH THE HERB MAN.
WENT DOWN DRYLAW AND HUNG WITH THE BAMS!
THE SHINY SHIT REET THAR
THEN WENT TO SEE CERTAIN DEATH AT THE LEFTBANK.
RUSTY TOOK US THERE IN STYLE, WHITE VAN STYLE!!
RUSTYS HAT HAS MIND POWERS LIKE DERREN BROON. DON'T STARE AT THIS TOO LONG!
IT WAS PISH WET LIKES
THE MOIST TIP INDUCING MARK 3 CORTINA
RUSTY OWNS A SICK CONANTHE BARBARIAN PAINTING
AND PIRATE PLASTERS
YEAH BOYEE, LIKE THE BEASTIE BOYS KEN!
PISH WETTER
HEEEEEEEEEDS
THE LORDS OF BASTARD PLAYED FIRST. THIS DUDE HAD SOME SERIOUS KRUSTY THE CLOWN HAIR GOIN ON
BASTARDS
THE GAY PHOTOGRAPHER (AND I DINNAE MEAN COL!)
A FAG AND A BANGER!!!
HEEEEEEEDS!
SIR RUSTDAWG OF RAMP
SIR COLIN OF CRUMBLE
'ABOUT THIS BIG I THINK'

SERIOUS METAL JAW ACTION IN THE BACKGROUND
IT WAS AW GO!!!!!!!!
ENLARGE THIS PIC, N CHECK OUT COLS PUS! NO PHOTO SHOP INVOLVED, I SWEAR!! I THINK HE'S MID SNOTTER SHIFT HERE
THE DEATH
MEL SHOWED UP FOR THE LAST SONG, AND WENT APE DOON THE FRONT WI THE BOYS

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STEED'S SOLOS MADE FREDDY MERCURY RISE FROM HIS GRAVE

ME N COL PISSED MEL OFF ON THE WAY HOME BY RAISING HER HEAD RESTS AS HIGH AS THEY'D GO. WHAT A LAUGFH!