If anyone tells you that it always rains in Scotland, they're liars and have never been there.

Ah've had these pic's sittin on ma computer since ah got back frae visitin Tattie, over a year ago by the way. Haha, anyway wipe the crap oot yer eyes and check these antiquated belters.

Tattie used tae shred the square a new arsehole regularly

Bunch of fucking losers. Stella in hand. It was milkshakes before the fotie was taken like.

Enough of my shite. Heres Tattie rulin the school.

Brian Jones.

Idiot.

Headless Tattie.

Nae mair words...........

Lord Stokington the 3rd

Ollies Bikeface!!!

Got Ollie his first BMX.

He's ready tae hit the streets.

He's so fucking happy.

Shogun set-ups comin soon..

Too deep for Stevies speed.

Hookin up the tow rope.

The turbo got rinsed, Sandy and the boys had it runnin in aboot ten minutes. Fuckin golden.

We bought a Mitsubishi frae the guy that chucks this thing aboot. Cheers Tea Boy.

Horse hazards this time round.

The chief!!

Split Pea comin atcha.

Mind that tow rope ah was tellin ye aboot earlier, aye

Nae bor.

Sometimes its aw aboot the tractors.

Ah told Ollie we've got a Shogun for the next session. He was delighted.See ye.

Wheels Of Fire

This week was full of wee miracles. First of, Amy was born. She came on the second day of my bike course, which was a 4 day thing. The second was that the bike course got nailed with 1 day 2hrs training.



So as a big congrats from Stevie from my work he let me loose on his Fireblade for the day. Total pride and joy.

1000cc, power commander and an Acrapovic can.
Rapido.

Rusty was along for the ride. He was getting his lean on on the bridges.

Rustys supermoto creates so much vibration, he has to stop to empty his bladder every 15 miles. His fuel tank aint much better. This stop he had to switch to the reserve. We ended up in Galashiels for a pitstop.

On the way back we hit up roads that took us into the middle of nowhere....long straights with only sheep to dodge.

We eventually made it back an hour over time. Stevie was glad to be gettin them keys back from me rather than picking them out a hedge somewhere. One of the best rides i've had. You'll be out next time. Once i get my steed (hopefully summer wont be over) Cant say thanks enough man ,Cheers bro.

Kickin Chicken

Here's the newest member of the Wallopin clan.

Amy Kay Campbell.
Water baby and full time shreder
She got her first stick at 2 days old.

Stoked !

Rig Envy.

Shrek ridin shotgun in Stevies rig! Big Shitebag.

Stevies offroad skills verge on moron....ah like it.

Handlin it like a true professional. Git it up ye.

He's just spent £850 gettin it fixed. Checkin tae see if he's got his money's worth.

Fuck aye is the answer.

Ma jeep's great but ah get rig envy kickin it wi Stevie.

Ah'm a 4X4on.

Same time next week Stevie..

See ye in the fields. Later.

THE TRUE MEANING OF SPUNK

I RECENTLY FOUND OUT WHAT MY SPUNK WAS REALLY FOR, OTHER THAN STICKIN TOGETHER PAGES OF RAZZLE. AND HERE SHE IS, LILY RAE MORRISON, TOUGHEST NIPPER IN DA HOOD.....WORD